I feel personally called out.
Woah woah woah, cut yourself some slack! Every 2 weeks?? Nah, once a month. 9AM? Give yourself time to wake up and think clearly! 10AM or 11AM if you’re not a morning person
Setting a task to look at the task is next level procrastination I could only dream of achieving
Me at the end of the workday copy pasting the remaining tasks to the next day
Tomorrow me could be dead. If that happens, I don’t want to spend my last day doing work like a chump.
This genuinely has been me for like the past 2 months. I need a new job but can’t find the motivation to start looking & applying for any.
sometimes, I think about how smug I’m going to feel later when I think about needing to do the task and realize I’ve already done it.