Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.
The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
I don’t think we became stupider, I think on average we even became smarter.
The thing is, stupid people have less inhibitions from sharing the stupid things they’ve been thinking and doing, and thanks to the internet they can share all of them with everyone!
Dodged a bullet. Anyone that stupid you should avoid
Rise up all growers not showers!
The first time I saw this label was on Reddit. I didn’t know what it meant at the time, though it should have been obvious.
I managed to interpret it as a competition between a gardener and one who bathes. I figured it out within a few minutes, but that’s still an embarrassingly long time.
Someone might need to explain the idea of “growers” and “showers”.
Much more likely that the guy had some trait that she didn’t like that was much more hurtful and/or she knew the guy would not react to being told about the trait well. Better to just confuse the guy with some arbitrary insult and cut the relationship off.
That or she was cheating
Most likely this is fake.
Growers are the best. Ya put this cute lil nubbin in yer mouth for a minute and MAGICALLY A MASSIVE MEAT ROD comes out.
Some men’s penises are always the same length whether flaccid or erect. They are showers (show-ers not showe-ers)
Some men’s penises are very small while flaccid and extend to full length and thickness when stimulated (growers)