This should be displayed in the museum of Egypt, never to be returned.

They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?

So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?

Owww-wa! A place to stay, get yo booty on the floor toniiiiight.

I don’t think she’s attractive

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Either that bacon tastes like gunpowder or that barrel will forever smell like bacon when he shoots it in the future, no matter how much he cleans it (or both). Probably not the most cost effective way to cook bacon.

Man, you just started it in my head. For shame!

What have we uncovered so far? Dude’s a freak.

It makes me sad that we’re still this dumb.

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

It’s because kids are staying home with mom and dad much later and you know how uncomfortable everyone in the room gets when there’s a bang scene.

*The preceding statement was a joke, albeit a bad one. Any similarities to true events are purely coincidental and the author bears no responsibility for any implied or actual hurt feelings.