How does one get this close?

Nike

Of course!

Bovine cult? 👀 Did I miss something

Now try getting a girlfriend

No drinking in the lab god damn

Not only that but requirements for vitamin C plummet to virtually non existent when you stop eating carbs. It’s an area that is gaining increased scientific interest. A lot of people have been doing carnivore for 5-10 years now and show no signs of deficiency. High profile people like Jordan Peterson and his daughter Mikayla come to mind

Carnivore and lion diets don’t result in scurvy. The guy just ate like shit

Where can I find these immortal pufferfish?

I’m just echoing the somewhat traumatising experience of a friend that works in a hospital. I’m gonna assume it’s highly dependent on the nature of the injury requiring resus, both probability of survival and chance of waking up during CPR