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… You don’t iron your clothes?

Do you just go places looking like you just got dragged through a bush backwards?

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… You don’t get dragged through a bush backwards? In this economy?

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man if your clothes look dragged through bushes i think you need to reconsider your washing and storage routine, my clothes just have minor creases and the fanciest part of my routine is rolling things up before stuffing them in a drawer.

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26 points

Yes and yes

I’ll take my clothes to the cleaners if I need to look fancy. They do a much better job anyhow.

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49 points

all ya’ll admitting to ironing your clothes in the comments are a bunch of dweebs, just saying.

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It can be very relaxing. And suits (well shirt and pants) are something that you’d probably want to iron.

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11 points

Said ye who has not experienced Extreme Ironing.

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Extreme Ironing: Pressing for Victory

Speechless

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155 points

I’m gonna be the Debbie downer and mention that no-iron clothes have synthetics in them, the washing of which is a major contributor to the microplastics problem.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/science/laundry-is-a-top-source-of-microplastic-pollution-heres-how-to-clean-your-clothes-more-sustainably

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12 points

True, but tires are way, way worse.

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22 points

You must look fucking stupid wearing tyres

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3 points

Don’t diss Michelin Man, that’s not cool bro

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Lol who said anything about specific garments? We just wear our clothes wrinkled and no one cares. My linen shirts looked wrecked for an hour or so and then the wrinkles fall out, for instance.

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Yeah that’s linen for you. People don’t wear it much anymore sadly so they don’t get that they just look wrinkled. I love linen shirts though.

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358 points

All clothes are no-iron clothes if you DGAF enough :)

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74 points

This is the way.

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All you gotta do it hang the shirts up, guys. That’s it. Gravity is nature’s iron.

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109 points

My people.

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Fair!

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If I have to choose between keeping nature around and not having to buy an iron again, is gonna be a tough choice.

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you can do both if you just choose not to care about wrinkled clothes.

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Many of us have this choice made for us.

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No iron clothes is a lie. They say no iron on the label in the store, but they tell you to iron in on the care label.

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Hanging them up wet rather than putting them in the dryer will get most wrinkles out, especially if you smooth/stretch the collar, placket and cuffs

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Wool, cotton, etc, all don’t need ironing. Just don’t over dry and hang them up right away.

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Yeah nah by now ironing I mean I do not iron unless it’s a fancy event, regardless of the fabric lol

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3 points

Could be formaldehyde as well right?

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no-iron clothes have synthetics in them

most my clothing is 100% cotton, and I have never ironed once I left my parent’s home.

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OP casually admitting his clothes look like shit, or he dresses like a toddler.

I’m sure once you graduate high school you’ll find opportunities to use a clothes iron, in the meantime stop pretending you’re a millennial.

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I guess my clothes look like shit, or I dress like a toddler.

The great thing about being an adult is I don’t have to give a fuck what others think about me.

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7 points

lulz.

I probably have socks older than you.

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0 points

So your clothes are wrinkled and old? Yikes.

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1 point

Just like my scrotum

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Millennial here, graduated highschool nearly 20 years ago. Still not ironing or owning an iron. If you hang your clothes up to dry and do it properly, you don’t need to iron them.

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Bro has never owned a piece of clothing made of linen in his life.

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Or anything other than cotton-poly tshirts from target.

You can really tell who in this thread has never had to dress professionally or formally.

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“Leinen knittern edel” - German saying for “Linen crinkles look good”

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Keep telling yourself that, wrinkles.

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254 points

Banning elbows not being allowed on the table and hats not being allowed indoors are also wins for me

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Elbows have always been allowed on the table. The rule for fancy dining was that you couldn’t have elbows on the table during a course, i.e., when people are actively eating, but before/after, it’s fine. That’s a reasonable rule to be considerate of space.

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Exactly. Food on the table? Elbows off. It’s simple.

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Well it’s never been an issue in any space I’ve eaten in, so I think you’re wrong.

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If elbows aren’t allowed on a table during a course of a fancy dinner, they have definitely not always been allowed on the table.

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Yeah I thought that was a ridiculous statement as well

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Never been an issue for me. The issue would be invading someone’s personal space. Maybe we just have bigger tables where I live.

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I like the way we don’t have to wear petticoats under our dresses anymore.

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I mean doesn’t everyone still at least wear the stretchy shorts under their dress? Like I’m not going just panties. That seems so lewd.

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As someone who can’t sit straight I only wore shorts and trousers until I learnt this trick in my twenties. While I personally don’t find it lewd, other people clearly do and I get so pissed off every time someone feels the need to inform me that they’ve been looking up my skirt.

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Yeah. Now I just wear them for fun!

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47 points

“Why?”

“Because!”

“…”

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