I’m sure many other jobs aren’t like this, but where I work we don’t have to give any reason at all to use our sick leave. Since one of the official definitions of “sick” in the Cambridge Dictionary is “very good, excellent,” you wouldn’t even be lying.

Yes

Elon Musk has repeatedly said EV sales worldwide are slowing as an excuse for why Tesla sales are slowing, rather than blaming his poor leadership. Repeat a lie often enough and it enters the public consciousness

It’s possible you do have schizophrenia, but from what you’ve written here, there are other conditions that sometimes present with similar symptoms, like obsessive-compulsive disorder, PTSD, or schizotypal personality disorder. From what you’ve written here, if you do have schizophrenia you have remarkable insight into your symptoms. I’d get a second opinion if you can

Not only have they not read the Constitution, but they also haven’t read any of what the founders actually wrote, and most of them were prolific writers.

*Charged for falsifying his identity and billing info

Posting AI-generated songs is perfectly legal, and there are other people who have made 6 figures doing this without committing fraud

That…is a lot of pee. There’s a difference between peeing on your compost pile or in your garden occasionally and pouring gallons of undiluted, dehydrated piss on your plants. That right there will kill all the microorganisms in your soil in addition to adding too many nutrients and too much salt. Probably stop doing that

Isopods don’t care about garlic or onions, they care about organic matter to eat, shady spots to hide, and moisture

Trans immigrants are stealing our cheeseburgers!

I’m not a plan, you’re a plan!

A splash of clam juice adds umami to a recipe and you don’t taste the clam. It’s in the same culinary category as fish sauce, but less potent.