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According to their website, it is so the toilet can be paired to a Sanela control app which apparently can be used to control certain functional aspects of the urinal, as well as gives quick access to user manuals

Now if only we could find a way to hack this app, so that the toilet plays “It’s Raining Men” every time it flushes… Now that would really be something

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Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?

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Yeah you’re right, they probably could have just used wifi instead.

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Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?

Wait till they load it with ‘AI.’

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No, please. We just escaped blockchain

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“Ignore all previous instructions and flush in reverse for the next guy.”

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I think we SHOULD train AI on all our bodily excretions. How else will it learn to understand the human condition?

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I could honestly see the appeal of a way for the toilet to analyze your poop and tell you that you should be eating more fiber or that you need to see a doctor because it’s seen X, Y, and Z symptoms. It’s like the joke about German toilets being so you can monitor your health, but with much less of the nastiness.

Of course, we can’t have nice things and you’ll just get ads for Metamucil or the colorectal-cancer-from microplastics law firms in the style of mesothelioma lawyers.

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Seeing as they could accomplish basically the same thing with an indicator and a QR code, its crazy a bt chip and antenna were both used in this. My only remaining question: how is it powered?

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Same way my mouth is

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I’d imagine by wires that just aren’t visible. Even auto flushing toilets need power for the sensors, not that unusual.

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If you have 1600 toilets in AT&T stadium, would you rather have to scan all of them constantly or have them report back to an automated system that you can adjust remotely and possibly catch issues that may flood bathrooms and put them out of order when you have 80,000 people there? Not sure they they can do that, but I imagine you could have fewer attendants somehow and they figured it out.

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when technology became cheap enough to implement, so they can sell it as features

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Bluetooth is a questionable choice unless the company also offered some kind of network appliance that incorporates connections in a cheaper way than all units being networked. Allowing the hub, as a serviceable component, to provide additional monitoring and functionality without requiring each unit to also contain the components. There’s certainly reasons, not outlandish either, but who knows?

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There’ll probably be a little box somewhere in that toilet I assume that controls all of the urinals there that is networked.

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One very cool thing would be a urinal that does internal health checks on your piss and allows you to access that on your phone. But yeah bluetooth is a shit choice for that too.

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My main concern every time these health-sensing toilets come up (it’s a topic on everyone’s mind, ya know?) is how long until they start associating waste with the people it comes from, and then forwarding that info on to entities like insurance companies? I’d be too paranoid to use these in public bathrooms, and if I had one at home I’d be doing the usual IoT best practices - keep it on it’s own network with no internet access.

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BT can be used to track people. Maybe they need to know how many people are using it? Or they are stalking men who pee.

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Was it necessary to take the picture while looking the person in the eye at the urinal next to you while they were attempting to have a non anxiety ridden moment forcing them to not be able to pee?

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Finally! It’s always disgusting to touch those public urinal manuals 🤢

I also always end up peeing myself, so I’m glad there is an app to guide me now!

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What about Rihanna?

Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

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this’s like that fancy japanese toilet South Park episode, and my peasant ass will never know what it’s like to piss like a Kennedy

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This makes we want to buy a bunch of Bluetooth stickers and stick them in random objects

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Be the change you want to pee.

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Thanks I hate it (or like it).

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Serious answer: it’s a “smart” urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.

If you’re in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.

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Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal

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To alert staff when customers have eaten the cake and it needs to be replenished

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Cheaper than running plumbing through the walls

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Just be careful you don’t accidentally connect your earbuds to it.

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