95 points
Charon transports two souls down the river Styx
16 points
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That’s what I thought this was literally about. Don’t wait to vacation because you might die. The chauffeur smiling, threw me though.
3 points
74 points
Oh yeah, I’ll just go find thousands of dollars to burn and get to it!
Travel is not accessible to everyone.
33 points
Of course assuming they’re American. Venice is a couple of hundred quid for a long weekend from the UK.
14 points
18 points
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Airports are for planes, idiot. Of course parking a train there is expensive. Think, McFly!
2 points
You can take the train all the way to Venice, you don’t need to fly.
70 points
Plot twist: neither of them is sleeping
24 points
14 points
9 points
38 points
He looks asleep. She, well check her pulse.
26 points
They clearly finished under the blanket and passed out.
5 points
2 points