8 points
Good thing I’ll never be able to afford traveling or retiring, then! Ha ha, ha, ha…
2 points
I started working with a financial advisor when I was 19 because I don’t want to work until I’m too old to live. FIRE or die trying.
13 points
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“Youth is wasted on the young”
38 points
He looks asleep. She, well check her pulse.
74 points
Oh yeah, I’ll just go find thousands of dollars to burn and get to it!
Travel is not accessible to everyone.
33 points
Of course assuming they’re American. Venice is a couple of hundred quid for a long weekend from the UK.
14 points
2 points
You can take the train all the way to Venice, you don’t need to fly.
18 points
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Airports are for planes, idiot. Of course parking a train there is expensive. Think, McFly!