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Pretty good Christmas card, tbh

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70 points

Plot twist: neither of them is sleeping

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🫡

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Will be pretty easy to dispose of them then

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24 points

They died doing what they loved.

Getting sun burnt.

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95 points

Charon transports two souls down the river Styx

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That’s what I thought this was literally about. Don’t wait to vacation because you might die. The chauffeur smiling, threw me though.

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3 points

The chauffeur has free entertainment for the night.

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26 points

They clearly finished under the blanket and passed out.

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Good for them, man.

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2 points

Finished the pentobarbital?

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I mean I had my kids in my late 20s. Everyone thought I was nuts, but my kids are gonna be off at college before I’m 50. I’ll be able to enjoy traveling, etc. When I’m not too old.

Also I love that I’m not gonna be in my 50s raising teenagers

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I did most of my traveling before kid (it helped that a lot was for work so they paid for it).

Trying to travel with kid too though. We only had the one so that helps some.

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I enjoyed tons of travelling in my 20s until I had kids mid-30s. I was young enough to go backpacking easily, stayed at random peoples places via couchsurfing. I don’t see myself doing that at an older age and I am glad I had that time.

There are different ways to look at this.

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Late 20s? You had kids LATE man!!! I know people who are grandparents at 31.

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