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I heard it as

"In days of old,

When knights were bold

And condoms weren’t invented,

They put their socks upon their cocks

And babies were prevented."

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Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:

“A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”

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The knights of old beat off into socks.

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I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:

Those who write on shithouse walls

Roll their turds into little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

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I have some questions about the events being described here, but I think its best not to ask.

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Too late, turd eater

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…and the Shithouse Poet strikes again!

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…and the Shithouse Latrine Poet strikes again!

They changed their name to “Latrine”. Sometime in the 9th century I believe.

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It’s a good change!

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public unisex bathroom: “our butts have touched <3”

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Here I sit, all broken-hearted

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Thought I’d shit, but only farted

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Tried to shit, but only farted

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Then one day I took the chance

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Paid a penny, but only farted

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Tried to piss, but my ass parted

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