43 points

In my little slice of hell summer means it’s low to mid 90’s everyday with 60%+ humidity and it rains every fucking afternoon. You can’t go outside for more than 5mins without sweating profusely. It’s kinda ass.

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Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

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I live in similar conditions with dew points over 65° constantly and have to work in an open air factory.

Summer can go to hell… It’s already hot there so it will be fine.

“Rains every afternoon” Florida? I spent a year there and it was like clockwork lol

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That doesn’t sound like kinda ass. That’s full-on ass.

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Ours are usually like that but this year it’s been more in the mid-to-high 80’s which isnt fun but isnt murder either. LOTS of thunderstorms this year though. Flooding and trees going down every week

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That’s my dream weather…. Fuck snow, fuck cold. High humidity temps and humidity ftw

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15 points

First mf i’ve ever seen that ENJOYS high humidity, ong how

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6 points

They’re prob one of those people who refuses to get a good coat. Classic Southerner behavior, tbh. We hardly ever have a true need for good winter clothes down here, so most people don’t know how to layer properly to stay warm, so they think people living in colder climates are just freezing all the time. Because of barely having any inclimate winter weather, too, we don’t invest in much infrastructure to keep our streets clear of ice/snow, so the roads are always terrible after snow storms. People generally won’t shovel their walkways, either (even people who usually carefully tend their yards in other seasons!)

This leads to most people having a skewed perception of winter around here lmao

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4 points

Absolutely deranged

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3 points

Come on down to the Carolinas, you’ll get sick of back sweat rolling down your legs inside a week.

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That’s my mood no later than May 1st.

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30 points

fall is, and forever will be, the best season.

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Fall = time to shift into soup mode. So I agree, it’s the best.

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2 points

Pumpkin spice season

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i would love to be in that camp, fall is great, it’s just too depressing that winter is coming soon.

few more summers like this one and i’ll start getting depressed on Spring, because of looming Summer.

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6 points

it’s just too depressing that winter is coming soon.

you gotta live in the moment brother. maybe practicing some stoicism would help alleviate thinking and worrying about the future. it helped for me! 🙂

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Nah this is a job for zen. Spring is beautiful because it is spring. Summer is summer, don’t live in desire for a different season but embrace it for what it is and only leave the house when the sun is down

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8 points

Mid to late Fall. The start of Fall is just a tease. You know there will be at least one more week of summer weather sneaking back in.

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2 points

Yeah, where we are you can’t really start looking forward to the weather until at least mid-October

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I live in a high-mountain desert. Everything is dead and brown in the fall, there’s few pretty deciduous trees shedding leaves, and the cold spikes can bizarrely get colder than most of the upcoming winter will be, just without the snow so you can’t even have some fun.

I much prefer spring. It’s the one time of the year I see any green.

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weather too shitty for doing anything outdoors, boating season over, skiing season not yet here. No thanks.

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16 points

Jokes on me, august is the hottest month here in Texas.

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4 points

We’ve just decided to stop having seasons here.

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Idk where you are in Texas, but it’s been pretty mild here in South-Central. Humid af though due to all the unusual rain, but it’s been keeping the actual temp below 100 for most of it.

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Dallas here. Rain in July is odd, not as odd as highs in the 80s. We’re back to the 100s tomorrow. That seems more normal.

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13 points

Why is everyone hating on summer? Im so happy now, when I think that in a couple of months days are gonna be 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp and cold I want to stop time.

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27 points

Two days ago it was 100° and 100% humidity. Get the me the fuck outta here.

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22 points

summer’s my least favorite because i hate heat, humidity, bugs, and tourists.

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18 points

I can always put on warmer clothes if the weather is cold. Summer on the other hand, I can only take off so much without scaring children and getting arrested.
As for shorter days, the night time is the right time.

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If only +10kg of clothes could bring out the sun, stop endless winds, make icy roads safe for walking (let alone running), and make the person wearing extra clothes really comfortable.

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I get a feeling most people here just stay at home a lot and the heat makes that more unbearable. That’s why I love summer, as soon as I can I just get the hell out of the house.

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In six months I’m gonna be so happy that the days are 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp, and cool. Summers last like 6 months here and August is the hottest month. Will be wonderful to go outside without the sun trying to murder me.

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The cold kills much quicker than the sun.

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8 points

Yes, true. But at least I don’t have to slather chemicals onto my skin to avoid the nuclear hellfire in the sky giving me cancer. I know cold ain’t exactly like happy fun times. But I prefer it over heat absolutely.

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4 points

Honestly, I see that as a win

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10 points

Being hot makes me want to die.

That’s basically it. 🤷‍♀️

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7 points

I crave the rain and overcast days

The heat is miserable.

Spring is where it’s at tho, for warm weather.

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Because its really hot and humid here and summer either have frequent thunderstorms and flooding or droughts while winter storms tend to be much more mild. Winter is like 65-80F here during the day.

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2 points

Seasonally affected gang. Cold bones gang.

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-2 points

Some see how happy people around them and feel worse

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9 points

i feel like all the “i want summer” people are worse about this during winter than the “i want winter back” people are during summer.

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5 points

That’s why we “enjoy all seasons” people are superior

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Nah, I hate summer because I despise the heat and humidity and it makes me very irritable and tired.

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You might not be part of the “some” I mentioned

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