These are the tactics I use on forums. I explain things and try to make people like me at the same time. XD

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https://invidious.privacyredirect.com/watch?v=hI1evqEYEeA

Very similar to my view of the original Trinity.

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3 points

I don’t get the reference?

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It’s always a reference to past stories like the Bible and similar scriptures, including technical science fictions like Red Dwarf.

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2 points

Naruto, befriending yourself, trinity, bible… It makes no sense. red dwarf is not technical.

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30 points

White boys got real problems recognising it’s not their love of anime that repels love interests…

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39 points

He must have incredible genetic abilities.

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68 points

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

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37 points

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

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16 points

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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12 points

And then everyone clapped.

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4 points

That’s nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i’m the father of 16 children and I’m founding my own religion.

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2 points

I had sex once sooooooo

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18 points

No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn’t miss any fight scenes.

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19 points

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.

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Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?

“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”

🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

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2 points

Huh. The inverse matrix transform of “the boat sinks, get over it.”

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17 points

John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.

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3 points

Seems like you just covered most of it in about 10 seconds 🤷🏼‍♀️

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That vehicular melee scene was wild, must’ve been a bitch to shoot.

But that one-shot camera scene was superb.

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