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No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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12 points

And then everyone clapped.

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4 points

That’s nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i’m the father of 16 children and I’m founding my own religion.

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could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise

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2 points

I had sex once sooooooo

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