147 points

Confidence and showing passion about stuff will get you a long ways

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70 points

Best I can do is crippling anxiety and apathy for everything in life. Take it or leave it.

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16 points

Nice rizz, yo

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12 points

Dr DontKnowKnothing advises to double down with deadpan humor. If nothing else, at least you’ll see more smiles

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8 points

You can market yourself as the brooding and mysterious type

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24 points

Truth, I once got a girl’s number because I was bitching about how much I hate pennies.

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7 points

Totally. It’s cool seeing what people are enthusiastic about

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147 points

Wow two people who smoke weed like anime? That’s crazy bro

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“Bro” is orb backwards. I love pondering orbs that can build up holy concepts.

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17 points

“ponder” is rednop backwards.
I love my rednop bros.

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7 points

Backwards is sdrawkcab backwards. Whoa.

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68 points

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

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38 points

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

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18 points

No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn’t miss any fight scenes.

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16 points

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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13 points

And then everyone clapped.

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5 points

That’s nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i’m the father of 16 children and I’m founding my own religion.

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2 points

I had sex once sooooooo

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19 points

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.

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17 points

John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.

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That vehicular melee scene was wild, must’ve been a bitch to shoot.

But that one-shot camera scene was superb.

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3 points

Seems like you just covered most of it in about 10 seconds 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?

“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”

🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

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2 points

Huh. The inverse matrix transform of “the boat sinks, get over it.”

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58 points

Basically me getting lucky that my SO is as orange pilled on pedestrian infrastructure as I am.

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45 points

NotJustBikes and chill

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13 points

Climatetown rizz frfr

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11 points

Gettin’ yo partner goin’ by talking about survivability of impacts from tank trucks vs low and even mid riding vehicles.

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2 points

Oh, I want that kind of relationship

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14 points

If any of my younger friends ask, please tell them I totally understand what those words mean.

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21 points

Translation:

I am very lucky that my partner has similar ideas and interests about urban transport infrastructure and policy as I do.

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17 points

Pedestrianization advocacy is HOT AS FUCK!

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9 points

Is that a Dutch thing?

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11 points

More of a appreciation for a dutch thing tbh

If I can save for it I wanna take them on a bike tour around Amsterdam some day, basically a whole vacation of cruising the bike lanes like we found an IRL mariokart track

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DON’T GO TO AMSTERDAM FOR THAT! Anywhere in the Netherlands is great for that, EXCEPT Amsterdam!
It’s much closer to Mariokart than to cruising.

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You should consider looking into a bike & barge trip. My parents have done a couple put together by a ski club that they’re a part of, and it sounds like the kind of trip that you’re talking about, only you wake up in a new place every day and bike ride to meet the barge further upriver at the end of the day. I know they do them in and out of Amsterdam, but my parents did one in the Loire River Valley and absolutely loved it.

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53 points

At a dispensary? That probably helped his odds. Still impressive, though!

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