98 points

Not just teenagers.

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Nearing 40 and still like to jump up to tap something which is high. Never gets old.

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25 points

Y’all still jump at this age??

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7 points

I’ll let you know in a few years.

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39 points

49 here and still do it. I also walk along walls if one happens to run along side a path I’m on.

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17 points

We try. And fall. And realize how ridiculous that looked. Then try again next time…

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4 points

Of course, it’s how you stay healthy (not jumping in particular, but exercise and dynamic movement outside of walking)

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2 points

No, they crouch and smack me when I’m high.

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37 points

Unlike our knees

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7 points

Age != Knee pain

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8 points

Way past 40 and I still enjoy doing this … but my body doesn’t.

You get to a point in your life where you start feeling like your mind is trapped inside aging infrastructure and there’s nothing you can about it.

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1 point

Bogus.

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I mean, there’s plenty you can do about it, it just takes effort. There are 80 year-olds running marathons. There are people past 40 playing professional soccer. You just need to take care of your body.

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There’s a little arch over the entrance to the living room in my home and post workout I’ll often have a brainwave and go talk to my wife and I’ll just instinctively rest my hands on that arch. I don’t know why but it always feels natural to do that post workout

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6 points

And not just boys.

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139 points

If you’re tall you do this without jumping to assert dominance

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60 points

This guy talls.

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26 points

I just hit my head into street signs.

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7 points

They had it coming.

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24 points

I hit my head on basement staircase ceilings to asset dominance.

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7 points

Tell me about it. I have developed an instinctive reaction to lower my head a bit when going through doorways because you never know when a building is a bit older and the doors are just not 2m tall.

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Combine the two for ultimate dominance. I’m not just tall enough, but I can and have to hold my hand up so I don’t hit this ceiling going down the stairs

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I recently bought a new house and holy crap, what a difference. Even shorter people had to duck going up & down the stairs in my old basement. There is not a single place in my new house that I need to duck my head, and it’s glorious.

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I’m so fucking tires of these stereotypes based on nothing at all. I’m 40 years old and haven’t stopped jumping to touch that shit.

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Many folks don’t take care of themselves and think it’s normal to hurt. Health is possible even when working manual labor, or having little free time and money.

This comment has nothing to do with congenital deformity or traumatic injury causing lasting damage.

Edit wtf is this ratio, I’m agreeing with the above

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Homie, to the rest of us it doesn’t even look like you meant to reply to that comment

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The above jumps and is active and over 40. I agree you can do that. It’s not age.

Edit point is many here are saying 40.+ Jumping = death. That’s dumb.

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A lot of people seem to fail to realize (or at least fail to realize until its too late) that every muscle of the body is “use it or lose it” but also (barring significant disability/atrophy) you can rebuild those muscles with enough training and practice, and it’s always easier to maintain the muscles than to rebuild them

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Agree, thats what I’m interested in, but.may have enunciated it poorly

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I stopped when my knees made me stop. If it weren’t for them though, I’d still be doing it too

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18 points

I’m so fucking tires

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10 points

oh, you naughty tire, just leaning up against that tower… unzips

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2 points

Check out the treads on those babies …… I bet those steel belts go allllll the way up

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4 points

Same, seems like just unnecessary gendering, not all that far from “boys like cars and girls like dolls”. I am reasonably physical, never had the urge for this.

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33 points

I have several friends who are trans men who have reported to me that the urge started after they started testosterone. It always makes me smile :)

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This is actually very interesting to me. Is it literally in the hormones, or is it more an unconscious choice of this is what I see men do? I never considered afab/etc. did not do this

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6 points

Having also worked in a middle school, I’m pretty sure it’s the hormones

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I’ve always considered more of a “can I jump high enough to reach that? I bet I can reach that.” The tapping just adds to the satisfaction of a success.

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