I don't know any of the context but I still find this post quite enthralling

God I wish I had the context though

There’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.

I’m not in the habit of handing the proverbial fish. Get to work, citizen.

I think it’s Mike’s cernovich

It’s a name given to us by straight men who wanted to pretend women can’t really be gay.

We’re gay witch women. Don’t need a special word for it.

Your username is badass

I like drinking blood

They spend their time trying to destroy Gary’s marriage, apparently.

As it is so written in the holy texts:

"Let there be no witch nor warlock that doth partake in orgy, at the behest of and in spite of Him (also known as “Gary” to friend and foe alike)

Hmm interesting that people who make conspiracies about LGBTQ+ people are usually ones doing some scams or something worse hmm interesting, I wonder why?

You’re gonna get a kick out of the oh-so-very-ironic overlaps between reich winger conventions and massive spikes in Grindr traffic in said areas during such. Whatever could it mean?!

It means that I have more low quality prospects to sort through to find a decent lay. The Republican Butt Monsters are quite easy to spot but it still takes effort I would rather spend relating to healthy human beings.

What? You don’t wanna maybe win sudden nation-wide fame for leaked pics of your talented involvement in any number of Drumpf lickers’ petit-mort cognitive disconnect en flagrante? Whatever for?

Every accusation is an admission, as always

Gary is a cabal of gay witches confirmed.

He wishes his life was that interesting.

An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…

Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck

“We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan.”

“Yes! What shall we do, then?”

“Why, fuck up Gary’s marriage of course!”

Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?

🤔 … could be…

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank ™

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

Job well done lads.

Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

I have a feeling that Gary’s wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.

I guess the treat vector would be that they’d be Magicking Her Into A Lesbian

I think you’re on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it’d be on the list of marriage-enders.

I mean, his wife might be really hot.

And really into witches.

Maybe she asked him to wear a sexy witch outfit for their frisky Friday, and he never got over it.

And really into witches.

Isn’t everyone?

This comment reminds me of how my ex-bf became my ex after he told me he cast a love charm on me. I don’t belive in Magic, but I can’t trust someone who would think that the magical equivalent of a rookie is a good idea to do to your boyfriend

Here’s her original message:

https://hachyderm.io/@evacide/114429631401873873

There’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.

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That’s a very powerful witch.

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