I don't know any of the context but I still find this post quite enthralling

Next time I visit my favorite adult video site, I am definitely searching for lesbian witch cabal.

Also a great stoner rock band name.

Check out their split EP with the Mammoth Bong Druids of Weed Wizard Mountain!

Little did Gary know, they were after his law license. Not his marriage.

An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…

Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck

He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.

I guess the treat vector would be that they’d be Magicking Her Into A Lesbian

I mean, his wife might be really hot.

And really into witches.

Maybe she asked him to wear a sexy witch outfit for their frisky Friday, and he never got over it.

And really into witches.

Isn’t everyone?

This comment reminds me of how my ex-bf became my ex after he told me he cast a love charm on me. I don’t belive in Magic, but I can’t trust someone who would think that the magical equivalent of a rookie is a good idea to do to your boyfriend

I think you’re on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it’d be on the list of marriage-enders.

“We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan.”

“Yes! What shall we do, then?”

“Why, fuck up Gary’s marriage of course!”

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

Job well done lads.

Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?

🤔 … could be…

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank ™

I have a feeling that Gary’s wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

Here’s her original message:

https://hachyderm.io/@evacide/114429631401873873

There’s no context there it’s just people replying to the comment who clearly also have no idea what this person is talking about. At no point is any additional information provided.

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That’s a very powerful witch.

It’s a name given to us by straight men who wanted to pretend women can’t really be gay.

We’re gay witch women. Don’t need a special word for it.

Your username is badass

I like drinking blood

They spend their time trying to destroy Gary’s marriage, apparently.

As it is so written in the holy texts:

"Let there be no witch nor warlock that doth partake in orgy, at the behest of and in spite of Him (also known as “Gary” to friend and foe alike)

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