27 points

She’s not putting up much of a defence.

As an aside, do the lesbian cabals have enough resources to get on with the destruction of western civilization, or do they have a gofundme, or something?

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They’re copying Al-Qaeda’s strategy

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Little did Gary know, they were after his law license. Not his marriage.

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Sounds like she’s a pretty powerful witch if she ruined his marriage and his career.

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I don’t want to take anything away from the witch cabals, but guys like these have a tendency to light themselves on fire, the problem is usually when they bring down their family along with them.

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i would say that, if black magic exists at all, it’s predominantly about causing guys like this to burn themselves down quickly and cleanly

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It was staring me in the face but I was too blind to see it.

Thank you, master.

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29 points

The lesbian witch cabal can’t stop winning

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I wanna party with a lesbian witch cabal.

One of them would be really good at fixing cars and machines, one of them would be real into gardening, one of them would be very bookish.

They could borrow my wife anytime for use in their evil sex magic. We’d get up to hijinks and shit.

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Proably shouldn’t show you this:

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/6730ffbd-efb8-4439-ab58-37757620e797.jpeg

That you in the background?

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OK that does sound like a fair portion of the lesbian polycules I’ve known lol

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And kids, if you work really hard on your studies of lesbian polycules, you can become a Captain too!

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