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Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk(www.wsj.com)

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katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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does it matter? he stacked the board with his corporate yes men.

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Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu
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Hi, I’m Lone Skum and totally not Elon Musk with a moustache !

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katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world
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I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!

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SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.

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/home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?

Keep your answer under 5 minutes

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MuskyMelon@lemmy.world
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  1. Get rid of the Cyberduck

  2. Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.

  3. E-muscle car.

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ozoned@lemmy.world
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Too expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!

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ozoned@lemmy.world
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I’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.

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/home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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You’re hired

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altphoto@lemmy.today
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I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

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FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au
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This has been directly refuted by the Tesla board, who even told the reporters that it wasn’t true when they were asked before the article was published……then they published it anyway and didn’t include the boards comments lol

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Beej Jorgensen@lemmy.sdf.org
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I hope they’re not lying with the denial. If he stays, it’ll drive left wingers to other options, increasing competition. And it might even drive right wingers to start buying EVs in quantity. 😁

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Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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Source on that? Just to corroborate

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FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au
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Billiam@lemmy.world
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When Tesla wins a civil suit about this story, then I’ll believe they’re not lying.

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