Russians also monitoring his porn for more kompromat.

No, someone told someone who told someone who wrote it down so it must be true.

I’ll sign a new treaty, the BEST TREATY EVER SEEN! I’ll send JD Vance to fuck the ocean “couch” bed, BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN! Not Ghyna, not Europe, maybe Russia cause they’re our friends, but NO ONE ELSE! And the UN will come and say, “Sir, sir that’s the BEST TREATY we’ve ever seen!” WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES!!!

I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!

If Tesla’s board is not looking to replace Melon then they are not doing their job in protecting the investors’ interests and should be removed as well.

Everyone chill. COMAC doesn’t even have an EASA rating to fly in Europe yet.

Come at me bro!

No, no, this is Donald Trump. He absolutely thinks he’s never done anything wrong in his life.

I’ll bet not all of them were laughing with him, but rather at him.

Haven’t you ever been in a situation where you’re laughing at someone who thinks you’re laughing with them and not at them?

Dude go for it. It’s best you’ll ever feel.