cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/43304669
Who gives a shit? Fuck Tesla, fuck Ellen Musk.
Hi, I’m Lone Skum and totally not Elon Musk with a moustache !
does it matter? he stacked the board with his corporate yes men.
I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!
As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?
Keep your answer under 5 minutes
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Get rid of the Cyberduck
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Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.
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E-muscle car.
I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.