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Who gives a shit? Fuck Tesla, fuck Ellen Musk.

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Hi, I’m Lone Skum and totally not Elon Musk with a moustache !

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does it matter? he stacked the board with his corporate yes men.

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I, the MuskyMelon, officially announce my candidacy for CEO of Tesla!!!

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I’d vote for you if I could! Tesla could be alright without Musk, but it’s a long, uphill drive from where they’re at now.

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As CEO of Tesla, what will you do differently?

Keep your answer under 5 minutes

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I’d do everything exactly the same, but not be a public assholes.

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You’re hired

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  1. Get rid of the Cyberduck

  2. Fix open issues with existing cars, not come up with new shit to avoid fixing stuff.

  3. E-muscle car.

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Too expensive! Let’s run a campaign saying real Americans buy teslas!

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I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

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