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foggy@lemmy.world
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Thank you for reminding me to get paid to masturbate while working from home today.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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Bonus points if you do it during a video meeting.

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksOP
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With the mic unmuted.

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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foggy@lemmy.world
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With video on.

As a cat.

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very_well_lost@lemmy.world
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But Wonka never got fired for doing what he loved: murdering bratty children with experimental chemicals and industrial equipment!

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mmddmm@lemm.ee
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He was the CEO and the entire Board…

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idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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And he no longer owned the company afterward, so it’s kind of like losing his job. Or just spectacularly quitting.

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wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Classic Exec move. Jump ship before the long term repurcussions catch up with them. Leave the new guy holding the bag.

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atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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One of my favorite SNL sketches features Al Gore as Willy Wonka’s brother addressing some of those issues.

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JoShmoe@ani.social
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No lives were lost on factory grounds, or as a result of having been exposed to active machinery. We have lawyers!

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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I am just realizing that Charlie is going to inherit some lawsuits along with the factory. That’s the real reason Wonka was looking for a successor.

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Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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lugal@sopuli.xyz
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Jokes on you, I play !dailygames@lemmy.zip and Cracking the Cryptic all day

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MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social
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I If you’ve ever wanted to kill the joy you have for a hobby, do it for money.

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