7 points

Deuce in the sink?

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r/sinkpissers

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I went one further and thought he’d spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.

Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It’s right up there with “calm down”; “chill out, love”; and the classic “yeah well Tracey next door doesn’t mind it”.

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17 points

Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.

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Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?

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4 points

Is that pasta-extrusion-efflusion at that point?

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2 points

Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower

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4 points

It’s not hurting anyone

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Nah, he either pissed or jerked off into it, and didn’t clean it.

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112 points

Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.

wife’s contact named “mrs”

Yikes.

“you cunt”

wife’s contact named “mrs”

Confirmed Aussie and degen.

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LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I mean the wife is obviously throwing an unnecessarily large fit over this, not sure what even to say in that moment. Might’ve tried to let her vent for a little while longer before replying tbh

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I think pissing in the sink consistently is pretty gross. Unless you’re cleaning/disinfecting it thoroughly after and let’s be honest, if someone’s too lazy to walk to a toilet to piss; they ain’t doing that. It’s likely the idea of someone being a “sink pisser” is the bigger thing here, so finding out that your partner is one (a slob) is probably what led to the reaction.

Bringing up what you think about a partners reaction to something can happen later. Saying “it isn’t hurting anyone” is marginalising her feelings instead of understanding what lead to it and is unhealthy/unhelpful imo. It’s a cop out. I could scoot my bare arse across the carpet in lieu of toilet paper and say it isn’t hurting anyone (ignoring carpet burn). Wouldn’t make it not gross as fuck. That’s not to say she’s chosen the most effective method for voicing her issue but that’s an aside.

not sure what even to say in that moment

I’d suggest he start with apologising for pissing somewhere that is not the designated piss zone, aka a toilet and go from there.

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I would’ve just waited a bit before replying anything, let worst of it pass

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3 points

sounds like quitter talk to me 🧐

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71 points

What’s the rest of that sentence?

“Just get over it.” ?

What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I’ve known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.

It’s not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.

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There’s a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.

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whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters

what

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Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I’m very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.

Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn’t.

As long as you’re not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don’t really get what the issue is.

The height is just so convenient.

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They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.

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Wait are they serious?

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!

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If there’s no toilet available, into the sink it goes.

One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.

Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.

Edit: where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss, y’all?

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Yeah I kinda get it.

I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.

… but a sink is just a bit too far for me.

IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I’m not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.

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It’s not like I don’t wash it down. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss?

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Pissing in the garden is how god intended us to piss. Pissing is the sink is blasphemy.

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The only time I’ve pissed in the sink was when I was living in an apartment and there was no garden. Sink is far more appealing than that grassy bit in the parking lot.

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On the morning it’s just easier to go in the sink. This way I’m not pissing all over the floor.

If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I’ll just use the sink.

People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you’re going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless

Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away

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it’s a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.

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Oh shit thanks for the clarification.

In that case I guess I’ll just piss on your floor and leave it then.

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You’d shoot me in the ass without my consent?

Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don’t swing that way, but I’m flattered), but it’s also rape. So just don’t do that.

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You’re fucking nasty. As an American, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.

Shortened it for you.

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As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.

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42 points

Just sit on the toillet man… Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.

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Opposite for me. I usually sit down but the last drops never come out unless I stand up and squeeze them out. Its definitely extra work to hold it while standing up, making sure it doesnt get on my pants.

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I’m going to get called toxic for this but whatever.

I’m not sitting down to piss. 😂

Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you’ll never be able to stop me.

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If you can’t avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don’t be a disgusting degenerate.

Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn’t make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you’re too scared that you’ll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.

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No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.

Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.

And I’m not sitting to piss. It’s not because I think it’s effeminate. It’s because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.

So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍

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Urine isn’t sterile. The germs in it just don’t grow in an old school culture.

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Wow, I was convinced of the opposite

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine

Urine is not sterile, not even in the bladder.[25][26] In the urethra, epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram-negative rod and cocci bacteria.[

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It’s not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.

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Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you’re not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.

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I’ve been a guest in households who just don’t flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn’t smell. We’re not in an arid climate either.

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I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.

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“Honey you’re being hysterical”. Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she’ll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to “that time of the month” to seal the deal.

Yeah my mother won’t talk to me, how do you know?

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Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.

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It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.

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I wee in to the toilet while I’m brushing my teeth.

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I’ve peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.

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And I’d say “in your own house” is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don’t share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.

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146 points

finally, i can use this meme:

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Excited to use this in the family group chat

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4 points

it’s all fun and games until that one degen cousin slides into your dms.

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Im not a degen!

Unless…?

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It’s the same soap and water either way, right? What about sex toys? Am I supposed to wash those in the toilet or something?

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She shit in the sink.

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Pissed

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