Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said “At least move the dishes first.”
I can already hear Gervais going into his “sorry if I offended you with my incredibly funny jokes, I guess I’ll take all my comedy money and go home” routine.
Almost as funny as Dave Chappelle doing a Netflix special where he rants about getting cancelled. Or the sound of mid-40s Jerry Seinfeld fucking a 17-year-old while he complains about antisemitism on college campuses.
Worst thing in the world for comedy is a successful comedian.
finally, i can use this meme:
People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.
She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water
Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
I mean the wife is obviously throwing an unnecessarily large fit over this, not sure what even to say in that moment. Might’ve tried to let her vent for a little while longer before replying tbh
I think pissing in the sink consistently is pretty gross. Unless you’re cleaning/disinfecting it thoroughly after and let’s be honest, if someone’s too lazy to walk to a toilet to piss; they ain’t doing that. It’s likely the idea of someone being a “sink pisser” is the bigger thing here, so finding out that your partner is one (a slob) is probably what led to the reaction.
Bringing up what you think about a partners reaction to something can happen later. Saying “it isn’t hurting anyone” is marginalising her feelings instead of understanding what lead to it and is unhealthy/unhelpful imo. It’s a cop out. I could scoot my bare arse across the carpet in lieu of toilet paper and say it isn’t hurting anyone (ignoring carpet burn). Wouldn’t make it not gross as fuck. That’s not to say she’s chosen the most effective method for voicing her issue but that’s an aside.
not sure what even to say in that moment
I’d suggest he start with apologising for pissing somewhere that is not the designated piss zone, aka a toilet and go from there.
