I’ve peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.
Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You’re already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you’re a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!
So bad it’s ascended.
For comedy that’s so bad it’s good.
Unsure if your post fits our community? See our guide.
Follow Comedy Heaven’s posting guidelines. In short, images should be ironically funny, but originally intended unironically or passable as such.
Follow Lemmy’s Code of Conduct. No form of discrimination or hate will be tolerated.
Follow lemmy.world’s Code of Conduct. This community is hosted on lemmy.world, and therefore must abide its rules (and mastodon.world’s rules by extension).
Tag posts as NSFW if they are sexual in nature. If you are unsure, err on the safe side.
No politics. This is not a place for serious discussion, debate, or argument.
No violence or gore.
No set of rules is exhaustive. The mods reserve the right to update or expand this list in order to maintain an inviting and on-topic space.
1.5K
Monthly active users
130
Posts
960
Comments
