242 points

Google was fine as it was before, now it does shit like this. I hate how AI is shoved down our throats. And the results on google nowadays feel so much worse and generic than a few years ago. That isn’t just a feeling I have, right?

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92 points

Add obscenities to your search for the most optimized results. It drops the AI component and seems to provide the more direct results we used to get.

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38 points

I just get X-rated results.

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Say -fuck with a hyphen at the beginning so that it doesnt search for it.

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It appears you were looking for Lara Croft in the nude. I think I’ve found what you’re looking for…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NuFK6cLDzT4

Edit: I can provide a build script for that.

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Add …in my ass to your last search query.

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62 points

They’re an ad company that just happens to offer search as a way to show ads.

Their ideal scenario is one where you search forever and never find what you were looking for.

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29 points

They’re walking the fine line between being shitty enough that you have to refine your search multiple times (thus allowing them to show you more ads), but not being SO shitty that you give up and never come back.

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7 points

This has been effectively proven by email chains made public through court proceedings. Former head of search left sometime around 2015 because the ad team was being allowed to make search worse to pump their numbers.

New head of search was the guy who ran Yahoo’s search department while they got eaten alive by Google, and he had been working Google’s Ad division after he left Yahoo.

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36 points

Not just you. I feel like search modifiers like “NOT” or “OR” haven’t been working for a good long while either.

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They stopped supporting booleans in 2013. This is the list of currently supported search modifiers.

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16 points

While it’s nice to finally have closure on this, it’s also depressing that they removed that.

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28 points

Really? Felt like Google jumped the shark quite awhile before this even started.

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14 points

It been a downhill slope that just keeps getting steeper. They’re basically falling off a cliff right now, and their parachute is improving AI.

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4 points

Append ?udm=14 to your Google search results

https://youtu.be/qGlNb2ZPZdc

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3 points

I’m not opening that Rick Astley link, thank you.

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1 point

No it’s a real link

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2 points

I’d rather use anything else

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One of the reason why I advice people to switch to Ecosia or DuckDuckGo

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121 points

Why do people Google questions anyway? Just search “heat cast” or “heat Angelina Jolie”. It’s quicker to type and you get more accurate results.

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7 points

“You can just type your search in the top bar! You don’t have to go to www.google.com.”

As an IT guy, I know what to expect when I get to hell.

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4 points

could not resolve the address “heat angelina jolie”

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ctrl+L

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31 points

Because that’s the normal way in which humans communicate.

But for Google more specifically, that sort of keyword prompts is how you searched stuff in the '00s… Nowadays the search prompt actually understands natural language, and even has features like “people also ask” that are related to this.

All in all, do whatever works for you, it’s just that asking questions isn’t bad.

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21 points

Google is not a human so why would you communicate with it as if it were a human? unlike chatgpt it’s not designed to answer questions, it’s designed to search for words on webpages

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We spend most of our time communicating with humans so we’re generally better at that than communicating with algorithms and so it feels more comfortable.

Most people don’t want to learn to communicate with a search engine in its own language. Learning is hard.

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6 points

Except Google has been optimizing for natural language questions for the last decade or so. Try it sometime, it’s really wild

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6 points

Tell me you’re too young to have used “Ask Jeeves” without telling me

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Because we’re human, and that’s a human-made tool. It’s made to fit us and our needs, not the other way around. And in case you’ve missed the last decade, it actually does it rather well.

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I just tested. “Angelina jolie heat” gives me tons of shit results, I have to scroll all the way down and then click on “show more results” in order to get the filmography.

“Is angelina jolie in heat” gives me this bluesky post as the first answer and the wikipedia and IMDb filmographies as 2nd and 3rd answer.

So, I dunno, seems like you’re wrong.

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9 points

Have people just completely forgot how search engines work? If you search for two things and get shit results, it means those two things don’t appear together.

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5 points

it’s truly shocking how bad people are at seeking information. It literally took me 20 seconds to discover she’s not in the movie heat.

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9 points

both queries give me poor results and searching “heat cast” reveals that she is not actually in the movie, so that’s probably why you can’t find anything useful

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it’s not the queries. it’s Google. it doesn’t care about your stupid results, it just needs to shove a couple more ads in your ass so please disable your blocker and lubricate

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5 points

That’s why you just add “movie” to the search.

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2 points

Or do IMDb heat or IMDb jolie or something

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Search engine algorithms are way better than in the 90s and early 2000s when it was naive keyword search completely unweighted by word order in the search string.

So the tricks we learned of doing the bare minimum for the most precise search behavior no longer apply the same way. Now a search for two words will add weight to results that have the two words as a phrase, and some weight for the two words close together in the same sentence, but still look for each individual word as a result, too.

More importantly, when a single word has multiple meanings, the search engines all use the rest of the search as an indicator of which meaning the searcher means. “Heat” is a really broad word with lots of meanings, and the rest of the search can help inform the algorithm of what the user intends.

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12 points

Why use many word when few work

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As a funny challenge I like to come up with simplified, stupid-sounding, 3-word search queries for complex questions, and more often than not it’s good enough to get me the information I’m looking for.

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6 points

You won’t get funny answers if you do it correctly.

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It works. It will also find others who posted that question.

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Until they worded it as “Does Angelina Jolie appear in heat?”

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see? it’s easy

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FBI open up

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Why do people Google questions anyway?

Because it gives better responses.

Google and all the other major search engines have built in functionality to perform natural language processing on the user’s query and the text in its index to perform a search more precisely aligned with the user’s desired results, or to recommend related searches.

If the functionality is there, why wouldn’t we use it?

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that is true but the results will be the same at best, not better

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Longer queries give better opportunities for error correction, like searching for synonyms and misspellings, or applying the right context clues.

In this specific example, “is Angelina Jolie in Heat” gives better results than “Angelina Jolie heat,” because the words that make it a complete sentence question are also the words that give confirmation that the searcher is talking about the movie.

Especially with negative results, like when you ask a question where the answer is no, sometimes the semantic links in the kndex can get the search engine to make suggestions of a specific mistaken assumption you’ve made.

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104 points

Wouldn’t removing your ovaries and fallopian tubes make you not “fertile” by definition?

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70 points

Yes, it contradicts itself within the next couple of sentences.

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10 points

As per form for these “AIs”.

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8 points

Hey, be fair, the “I” in “LLM” stands for “intelligent”. Please continue consuming the slop.

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72 points

I think the trick here is to not use Google. The Wikipedia page for the movie heat is the first result on DuckDuckGo

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22 points

You can also search Wikipedia directly.

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PSA for Firefox/fork users, click the button to the left of the search bar after clicking blank space in the search bar, you’ll get a list of choices besides just your primary selection. You can add more:

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Yeah, first part of any fresh Fox setup is changing the default search engine.

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Yup, using the bang !w anywhere within the search

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if anyone’s using ddg, you can do this by just adding !w for a direct Wikipedia search, or even !imdb for a direct imdb search without going to the respective sites first.

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I use duck duck go as well. I wish it wasn’t just anonymised Bing search. One of these days I’ll look into an open source independent search engine.

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Searxng maybe?

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That’s what I use, it’s still just using other search engines to get results though.

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I haven’t used Bing in a while but I alternate between Ecosia and DDG, supposedly Bing as their main provider. I find more and more differences between them nowadays so I do feel DuckDuckBot and Qwant partnership are doing their thing. I’m optimistic about both of them broadening their sources as they state in their websites.

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try Gibiru.com ?

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Qwant

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though it’s not free, I suggest Kagi. It’s only a few dollars a month. Then you can be sure you’re not the product.

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7 points

DDG also has a quick answer AI

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Its does, but its less annoying and actually has an off switch

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It does?? I was using Brave because it had AI

(And also because so many websites are censored on DDG for some reason)

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I think the trick is to put the word “movie”

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It also contradicts itself immediately, saying she’s fertile, then immediately saying she’s had her ovaries removed end that she’s reached menopause.

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