171 points

I’m in the south of France, and people from France, England, Dubai, Serbia, Canada and Colombia have come up to tell me they can’t believe what is happening in America… They want Trump.

Fuck this guy with every square foot of housing he is hoarding.

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67 points

Everywhere I go people randomly come up to me to tell me exactly what political candidate they want in my country.

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11 points

Me too! I walk out the door and the paper boy hits me in the head with a paper while yelling Trump. You just can’t escape it anywhere in the world!

There’s no possible way this jack head started forcing his policies onto others and then started badgering them to say they were pro Trump. It’s not like they’d just say something so they could quickly make him go away and get back to their lives. That just doesn’t happen.

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7 points

I’m in the south of France and this guy is talking nonsense

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4 points

and the funny part is that they all seem to have Russian accents!

For real, dude’s a 10/10 dipshit

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148 points

“regular people” no longer give a fuck what some rando CEO land hoarder thinks, or what he “grew up with”

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7 points

He’s an American CEO vacationing on a different continent, how much more regular do you want it?

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111 points

The fucker’s worth between $600 mil and $2.5 bil, just to put his opinion into context. I mean, what kind of regular person isn’t worth at least half a billion?

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16 points

Ah, c’mon! I’m sure you have a few billion laying around the house. Try checking the couch cushions.

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16 points

Have you tried asking your parents for a modest $1bil loan?

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3 points

Just need to make coffee at home and stop eating avocados. You’ll be a billionaire in no time!

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Let me guess - He considers himself “regular people” despite hoarding the very properties needed by actual regular people.

EDIT: Gramar and spleling hard is

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63 points

No way! A rich guy knows nothing about the current state of affairs?!?

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