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24 points

Let’s just be honest here,

They kinda gloss over exactly how Mary got preggo.

I’m just wondering, did he pull a Zeus and show up as one variety of animal or another?

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Virgin birth was meant as born without sin. So she did the mortal nasty

Which makes the whole Religious Right trying to paint it as her being magically pregnant all so they can make sex ebil even more hilarious

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I mean… Jesus DID had brothers and sisters, both from the same mother and some side work Joseph had with another woman.

Sin eventually caught up.

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Well don’t tell the Catholics that. They believe she’s still a virgin.

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yup. the question is… did he show up like a swan. maybe a horse (poor marry. so unsatisfying,) or maybe something else. (tentacles seem like they could be fun.)

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Do you have a source on your claim? Why do you say this when it’s completely false? You are spreading misinformation.

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 34 “How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”
Parthenos Definition 
NAS Word Usage - Total: 15

    a virgin
        a marriageable maiden
        a woman who has never had sexual intercourse with a man
        one's marriageable daughter
   
    a man who has abstained from all uncleanness and whoredom attendant on idolatry, and so has kept his chastity
        one who has never had intercourse with women
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The angel answered, “The Holy Spirit will come on you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you.

There’s your answer.

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Virgin in this context means unwed.

But good luck convincing a Christian of that ;-)

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Do you have a source on your claim? Why do you say this when it’s completely false? You are spreading misinformation.

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 34 “How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”
Parthenos Definition 
NAS Word Usage - Total: 15

    a virgin
        a marriageable maiden
        a woman who has never had sexual intercourse with a man
        one's marriageable daughter
   
    a man who has abstained from all uncleanness and whoredom attendant on idolatry, and so has kept his chastity
        one who has never had intercourse with women
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Go and find the Hebrew or Latin word and try again.

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“The angel came in unto her.”

Interpret that as you will.

  1. The angel came through the door and into her abode?

  2. Or the angel CAME into her vagina?

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I’ve had a lot more fun with Bible stories since I started subbing in “teenage Jewish hoodlums who know how to get shit done” every time “an angel of the Lord* appeared. I mean, why would actual magical angels need blood painted on doors to know which houses to avoid? Hoodlums, however, can use a code like that. Or how about removing the tombstone and telling the Marys " why do you look for the living amongst the dead?” That’s a place for a bunch of enthusiastic, anti-empire teenagers if I ever saw one.

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Interpret that as you will.

so. the angel cucked god?

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Was the angle acute? Or was the angle obtuse?

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3 points

Got turned into a little sperm and inseminated the egg that way.

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3 points

Maybe it was just the tip thing.

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