Two courses of action.
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You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what’s going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.
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You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there’s only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.
Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
Kick out the inside Ramirez and let them fight to the death. The winner is the fake one.
Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.
I hate how fucking plausible this joke is, if this actually happens I’m holding you personally accountable
Narrator: From the brilliant minds that mildly regret they brought you “The Emoji Movie.”
“Guys wait, it’s not me!” (Gets spaced and the rest of the cast grimaces and goes “OOOooo…😬”)
(Awkward pause)
“…I’m okay!”
Narrator: “Comes an adventure…”
“Guys I think Randy’s kinda sus.”
“Why’s that?”
(Randy farts)
Randy: “Wasn’t me…? Hehe?”
Narrator: “…about knowing who you can trust…”
“One of us is an imposter , if we don’t find out who it is we’re all doomed!”
“What are we supposed to do we don’t even have hands!”
Narrator: “…and who’s kinda sus…”
(Body found)
Narrator: “Starring…Chris Pratt…”
“Ewww…who knew we had like…one bone?”
Narrator: “…Wanda Sykes…”
“Gary! Are you for real right now?!”
“I STRESS EAT FOR SELF-CARE WHEN I’M HUNGRY OKAY?!”
Narrator: “…Dwayne The Rock Johnson…”
“Guys…heh…come on…(smile twinkle).”
Narrator: “Danny DeVito…”
“It could be any one of us, but DEFINITELY not me I was doing the beep boop thingy with the doodad right over here…IT WAS DEFINITELY MEGAN.”
Narrator: “…And John Cena…”
“You didn’t see me do anything…you didn’t see nothin!”
“…Does that work better with hands?”
“…yeah…”
NARRATOR: " …As “Probably not the Imposter”…this summer…"
AMOOGOOS
Oh I’ve seen this one.
You tie them both up. Set them down on a couch next to each other. Get each of their blood into a dish. Then you take a flame thrower, heat up some metal and apply it to each dish of blood. Easy.
If the non-ramirez entity has any sort of offensive powers, trying to kill or restrain it might yield a worse outcome. Like, you try to tie up the one inside and it decides the cat is out of the bag, so it bursts out of its skin suit and strangles you.
Maybe it just wants a snuggle buddy, and is only violent when threatened. Ramirez isn’t bad looking…
No you put both of them outside and then try to resolve it. Then no matter what happens the station is still ok. They both have comms, nothing is gained by letting either in.
Put Ramirez out in space with his mysterious doppelganger? Quite a dick move!
There’s a lot more room in space than in the station. You could easily put them a quarter mile apart out there, while in the station you could be killed in seconds.
