Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.
I hate how fucking plausible this joke is, if this actually happens I’m holding you personally accountable
Narrator: From the brilliant minds that mildly regret they brought you “The Emoji Movie.”
“Guys wait, it’s not me!” (Gets spaced and the rest of the cast grimaces and goes “OOOooo…😬”)
(Awkward pause)
“…I’m okay!”
Narrator: “Comes an adventure…”
“Guys I think Randy’s kinda sus.”
“Why’s that?”
(Randy farts)
Randy: “Wasn’t me…? Hehe?”
Narrator: “…about knowing who you can trust…”
“One of us is an imposter , if we don’t find out who it is we’re all doomed!”
“What are we supposed to do we don’t even have hands!”
Narrator: “…and who’s kinda sus…”
(Body found)
Narrator: “Starring…Chris Pratt…”
“Ewww…who knew we had like…one bone?”
Narrator: “…Wanda Sykes…”
“Gary! Are you for real right now?!”
“I STRESS EAT FOR SELF-CARE WHEN I’M HUNGRY OKAY?!”
Narrator: “…Dwayne The Rock Johnson…”
“Guys…heh…come on…(smile twinkle).”
Narrator: “Danny DeVito…”
“It could be any one of us, but DEFINITELY not me I was doing the beep boop thingy with the doodad right over here…IT WAS DEFINITELY MEGAN.”
Narrator: “…And John Cena…”
“You didn’t see me do anything…you didn’t see nothin!”
“…Does that work better with hands?”
“…yeah…”
NARRATOR: " …As “Probably not the Imposter”…this summer…"
