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Anon misfires(slrpnk.net)

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Comment105@lemm.ee
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I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

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Blackmist@feddit.uk
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At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

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Nfamwap@lemmy.world
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And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

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Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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the bare bottomed bridge farter

Now we have an alias

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Comment105@lemm.ee
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Ideally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that’s not the whimsy we live in.

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LazerFX@sh.itjust.works
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I’ve got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.

I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.

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