Pfft, Linux users don’t date. We’re all virginal, paranoid shut-ins.
The trick is securing a marriage before using Linux, if try the other way around it doesn’t work.
Shortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced
I don’t know. I’m pretty sure one of the many ways you can end a marriage is installing Gentoo and saying “I’m just gonna go and compile my kernel.” to your significant other, then go to your computer and just never be heard from again.
nah man they’re into that
Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
I dated and married.
I love the story of how I met my now-wife. It was on IRC. When I was trying to start to meet women, I never would have guessed that that would be how I met my future wife.
A keeper, and u should be a good husband to her.
Btw, let me fetch some grasses outside first
