Man, I had forgotten about this little twerp. Way to spring back from hiding.

Bucc-ee’s is love, Bucc-ee’s is life. The curse is real. I passed one without stopping and 15 minutes later, a rock shattered my windshield.

Literally every election is decided by the “undecided

That and voter suppression. If everybody could vote easily, the GOP would never win an election.

Right? It is like a hacktivist group took over her account to make her look sane and decent just for the lulz.

My mom took me to watch Superman (with Christopher Reeves). I was 3. I had to sleep with the light on for 2 years because the moment I was in the dark, my brain would freak out giving me flashbacks of the movie very bright scenes.

Basically I had cinematic PTSD at 3yo.

Have you ever seen the rain… In my ass

Is a TV in the background playing Baby Einstein considered screen time? My daughter is 17 MO and she gets interested on the songs but then goes back to playing. Is she ruined? 😭

Moist

It looks like Nazis celebrating killing the last non-Nazi in the Polish country.

Look at his guests. Daytime TV is abysmal.