99 points

“I use Gentoo sir and my DE is i3, I brought my dotfiles if you would like to see them”

“Son, it’s great to have you here. HONEY IM TAKING STEVE TO THE OFFICE!”

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32 points

I3 ??!!!??111 That’s bloatware OUT OF MY HOUSE

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40 points

Any gui rendering is bloat

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14 points

Really, the metric we should be looking at is (f+a)/b where f is some subjective weighted measure of functionality, a of aesthetic value and b describes the bloat.

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10 points

you have 9 seconds to -funroll-loops the fuck out of my house!

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87 points

Pfft, Linux users don’t date. We’re all virginal, paranoid shut-ins.

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51 points

The trick is securing a marriage before using Linux, if try the other way around it doesn’t work.

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31 points

Shortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced

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6 points

I know correlation ≠ causation, but I really want to believe your relationship was ruined because your wife was sneaking out in the middle of the night to use Windows

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19 points
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I don’t know. I’m pretty sure one of the many ways you can end a marriage is installing Gentoo and saying “I’m just gonna go and compile my kernel.” to your significant other, then go to your computer and just never be heard from again.

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5 points
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2 points

Can confirm this works. Windows user thru single life. Married, switched to Linux on my laptop. Now separated and life in ruins but a smile always sneaks in booting up Kubuntu.

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23 points

That’s what Anthrocon is for. Once a year is enough.

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6 points

And if that isn’t enough, I know a few good dakimakura shops.

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16 points

I don’t date because women are proprietary.
You can share them with the community, but you can’t modify and use them in any way you like.

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13 points

Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode

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13 points

sudo touch wife

southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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8 points

I dated and married.

I love the story of how I met my now-wife. It was on IRC. When I was trying to start to meet women, I never would have guessed that that would be how I met my future wife.

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4 points

A keeper, and u should be a good husband to her.

Btw, let me fetch some grasses outside first

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3 points

I’m not sure I’m succeeding, but I’m trying hard to be good to her. She’s the best person I know.

Last time I touched grass, I hyperextended my already injured ankle. I’m super tentative about that kind of thing now.

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5 points

The types for significant others and distros hash to the same location in the table, it’s just bad luck and there’s nothing we can do about it.

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5 points

A lot of us are also disaster trans lesbians :3

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3 points

Deep_in_ the basement, amirite?

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2 points

Hey. I go outside every now and then…

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2 points

We should hang out.

But, like … Inside.

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1 point

And this meme here is showing one of the reasons why

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38 points

First time seeing hate for deepin. What’s wrong with it?

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It’s by a Chinese company, and collects telemetry on its users via Umeng+, which is a Beijing-based analytics company. Even though it’s open source, the code is large enough that it’s hard to tell if there is anythinf compromising in there from the Chinese government, and/or whether/what data collected by Umeng+ is making it to the Chinese government.

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23 points

It’s unfortunate, because I really like the DE. Real stand out. If it were more trustworthy, it’d be my first choice.

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8 points

Apparently you can download it from the AUR if you really want to.

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18 points

So I guess the backdoor is buried DeepIn the code

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-7 points

I mean a simple

grep -r “string” *

Does wonders to find anything, but you need to know what you’re looking for. I’d probably look for DNS names that end in government or China specific TLDs to start with.

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grep -r "evil spyware" *

nothing? awesome, I guess this software is safe to use. Let’s gooo

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10 points

it’s trivial to break that approach by obfuscating strings. You can do things like using base64 encoded strings in the source code, building strings from smaller component parts, or using rot13 on, say, the host component of a URI. That last one could be pretty interesting if you, as a threat actor, owned both permutations. The hostname (minus TLD) in the source code could be the nice, human readable version (www.happysite.org) that appears to be something legit. Then, when you rot13 it to www.uncclfvgr.org, traffic is sent to the evil site doing scary things. People can be far more tricksy than that. There’s also the whole issue around whether or not the binaries you’re running actually match the code in the repo. The xz kerfuffle showed how much can be hidden that way.

EDIT: I should make it clear that I don’t use Deepin or the DE it provides because I only use WMs with no desktop, so the distro and DE are of no interest to me. I don’t know if it’s a security hazard or not, I have no horse in this fight.

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9 points

There are so many ways to obfuscate things that your approach won’t work.

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43 points

First time seeing hate for deepin. What’s wrong with it?

Western concerns about connections to Chinese government

Radware’s head of threat research has commented on concerns about analytics collected by Deepin, and whether these are sent to the Chinese government: while the CNZZ analytics service has been removed, analytics are still collected, now by “Umeng+”.[29] According to cybersecurity lawyer Steven T. Snyder, due to the sheer size of Deepin’s codebase, it is impossible to really scrutinize all the code comprising it to be sure the Chinese government doesn’t have backdoors.[29] The project does remain fully open source allowing anyone to review, modify or change the code to meet their standards.

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32 points

due to the sheer size of [the] codebase, it’s impossible […] to be sure [it] doesn’t have backdoors.

Meanwhile Linux and systemd

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13 points

Well, Windows is worse by far

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4 points

Idk about worse but it is possible for two things to be bad. If one spies for china and the other spies for america, they’re both effectively the same. There’s other more trustworthy options than either however, so unless someone has a gun to your head forcing you to pick one of the two this whataboutism is a false dichotomy, just pick “something else.”

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Ah yes, a dystopian government OS with direct uplink to the thought police is much less of a security risk and convenience loss than a by all objective measures reasonably working and widespread OS with broad compatibility, just because the latter is made by a for profit corporation, MICROSOFT EVUL GUYS AMIRITE

I’m a Linux user myself due to the hostile practices of win11, but get some perspective ffs

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This is ridiculous. If someone could write the code, someone cluld analyze it. If noone has found anything suspicious or incriminating then this just seems like anti china propaganda. “Maybe this Chinese company is collecting data! Even though their code is publically available we cant know for sure!” Meanwhile every US company is sucking up telemetry on every keystroke. Like what a thing to argue about when Microsoft, Samsung, Google, Meta, etc etc exist. And tbh, id rather china have my data then the US anyway. The US is both more likely and more capable of using it against me.

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8 points

Not just deepin, but really any piece of software made by a Chinese or Chinese owned company should be treated with suspicion. At least, until the inevitable fall of the CCP occurs.

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17 points

This is insane. US companies blatantly collect data, meanwhile a chinese company releases OPEN SOURCE software that hasnt been shown to do anything malicious and your response is “but maybe they somehow hid some tracking in there”. Bro examine your prejudices.

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9 points

What gets me is how everyone can spout this shit and not feel any shame. Somehow it’s okay when US companies do it, but even suspecting the Chinese is enough to shun something. I’m disappointed to see all the upvotes this bigotry gets.

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35 points

I use Arch btw

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20 points

Get back to me when you use a real distro, the Hannah Montana distro is the one true distro.

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11 points

Nah, TempleOS.

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3 points

Nah, it’s obviously Nyarch Linux

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2 points

Artix-openrc on custom kernel*

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26 points

I just continuously google “how to reinstall grub”, never get a chance to login

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