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What distro did you say you use?(midwest.social)

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TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world
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Pfft, Linux users don’t date. We’re all virginal, paranoid shut-ins.

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morrowind@lemmy.ml
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And this meme here is showing one of the reasons why

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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode

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superkret@feddit.org
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sudo touch wife

southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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Hey. I go outside every now and then…

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toynbee@lemmy.world
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We should hang out.

But, like … Inside.

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TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org
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That’s what Anthrocon is for. Once a year is enough.

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pixelscript@lemm.ee
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And if that isn’t enough, I know a few good dakimakura shops.

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josefo@leminal.space
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The trick is securing a marriage before using Linux, if try the other way around it doesn’t work.

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z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml
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I don’t know. I’m pretty sure one of the many ways you can end a marriage is installing Gentoo and saying “I’m just gonna go and compile my kernel.” to your significant other, then go to your computer and just never be heard from again.

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lime!@feddit.nu
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Marthirial@lemmy.world
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Can confirm this works. Windows user thru single life. Married, switched to Linux on my laptop. Now separated and life in ruins but a smile always sneaks in booting up Kubuntu.

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Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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Shortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced

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y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I know correlation ≠ causation, but I really want to believe your relationship was ruined because your wife was sneaking out in the middle of the night to use Windows

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superkret@feddit.org
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I don’t date because women are proprietary.
You can share them with the community, but you can’t modify and use them in any way you like.

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ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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The types for significant others and distros hash to the same location in the table, it’s just bad luck and there’s nothing we can do about it.

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acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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Deep_in_ the basement, amirite?

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toynbee@lemmy.world
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I dated and married.

I love the story of how I met my now-wife. It was on IRC. When I was trying to start to meet women, I never would have guessed that that would be how I met my future wife.

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Parculis Marcilus@discuss.tchncs.de
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A keeper, and u should be a good husband to her.

Btw, let me fetch some grasses outside first

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toynbee@lemmy.world
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I’m not sure I’m succeeding, but I’m trying hard to be good to her. She’s the best person I know.

Last time I touched grass, I hyperextended my already injured ankle. I’m super tentative about that kind of thing now.

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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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A lot of us are also disaster trans lesbians :3

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