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What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

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It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

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man touch

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Human contact?

Ewww, no.

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date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

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82 points

“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”

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Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”

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“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”

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When you propose it comes with an SLA

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Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill

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sploosh

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That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.

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