Yep, you did it-- Mint is the right answer!

Damn okay well if the hackers are at that level I guess you’re just screwed.

Mine is not a Tesla, and its range is exaggerated… Or at least its range has a hidden asterisk that would read “under ideal conditions with a gentle driving style.” It self-adjusts based on my recent driving history, and I mostly don’t let the battery get low enough that I have to care about how precise it is… But it definitely skews heavily optimistic, especially when I first bought the car. It’s roughly the same in that regard as a Tesla is, according to the Tesla drivers I know.

Whoa really? How did you figure it out? I’d love to do that with my car, even if it’s a pain.

Can we sync on that real quick? I think we can ideate on some quick wins for your allergy that’ll get you unblocked.

Let’s see the hackers figure that one out!

It’s “fairest,” right? So maybe the mirror just saw her doing stuff like meticulously cutting a cake into evenly-sized pieces instead of portioning out bigger ones for herself and her cronies. That’d be plausible for a 7 year old.

Ahh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.

Hence the first and only commandment of Last Thursdayism: Don’t Panic.

If you use iCloud mail (I don’t), they have an email relay service, too. They call them “email aliases.”