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Bassman1805@lemmy.world
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A friend of mine went to Vegas once and we only got 2 texts from him in the group chat the entire time.

Day 1: I’m up!

Day 5: I’m down.

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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The flight from Denver to Las Vegas is just over an hour. I was meeting some friends in Vegas for a bachelor party and texted them saying I was taking off. The conversation went like this:

Me: Flight is taking off now, will text you when I get in.

Friend: Just sat down at the blackjack table at Treasure Island. See you in a bit.

Time skip ahead to me landing.

Me: Just landed. You still at Treasure Island?

Friend: I’m down 4 grand. Went back to the hotel.

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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Here’s the list of things I like about Vegas:

  1. Getting on the plane to leave
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