For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Yellow mustard is the best version of mustard.
What kind of yellow mustard? American, English, and German mustards are all yellow but differ significantly in flavor and heat.
Considering the context of the thread, it’s 100% radioactive yellow hot dog mustard.
I respect your view, but humbly suggest a visit to the Netherlands might change your opinion. The Netherlands turned me from a Never-Mustarder to a (Dutch) mustard appreciator, so…I mean…you do the math.