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17 points

A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.

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A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.

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Yeah, but there’s this thing…

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7 points

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.

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2 points

Is he into extreme sounding?

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6 points

I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.

I think they’re underestimating his stupid

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That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.

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6 points

No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.

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3 points

oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.

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2 points

Not where you stick it.

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13 points

YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!

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8 points

No.

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Well, alright. Just checkin’

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8 points

La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.

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2 points

He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.

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7 points

More cushioning for the pushioning

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