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zarathustrad

zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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I try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.

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Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

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How many hit die do those classes get?

Can a level 7 Chef take a meat 1d6 cleaver to the face? They should have at least 7HP even with bad rolls and no Con.

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I get closer to this goal with every passing year!

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I prefer Re***t

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Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

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I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”

He had other lines the ladies love like:

“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

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Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.

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Do you consider yourself attracted to AI, cartoons, and or wax figures? Or do withhold judgment until you find out if they are human?

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12 points

I was gonna make a point, but then I got high.

I was posting while smoking a joint, so I was Hiiiiiiiigh.

Now they mocking me in the reply, and I know why.

“Why cuz”

Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high

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