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spicytuna62@lemmy.world
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I use Debian btw

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Decipher #128
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https://decipher.wtf
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I got Hexcodle #441 in 3! Score: 84%

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https://hexcodle.com
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Wowza, those puppies can sure store a lot of truck pee.

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Slightly off topic, but my favorite April Fools will always be Google changing its name to Topeka and the city of Topeka, Kansas changing its name to Google.

Mostly because I was a teenager and totally bought it.

As far as I know, it’s hot in Topeka

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Huh. I just Ctrl+P before the paywall comes up. Then I can print to a PDF and view it the way it was meant to be.

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At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

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What if shutting down and dissociating is relaxing to me?

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I wouldn’t even mind ads if they weren’t so obtrusive. The ones that take up 70% of your screen between one liners are the worst.

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I remember this from a high school science class. There was a girl in my class who was absolutely disgusted and mortified with the idea that grasshopper parts could be in bread. Maybe I’m wrong, but I reckon there’s probably a difference between cooked prepackaged foods and fresh raw foods.

The idea of bug parts in food doesn’t bother me much. Just a little protein. When I was a teenager during harvest, I’d climb on the trucks and stick a handful of wheat germ in my mouth when we were finished harvesting a field. I love the flavor and texture of wheat germ. Naturally, my favorite breakfast cereal is bran flakes.

Side note: if you do this, make sure they’re golden brown, not pink. The pink ones are covered in poison.

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