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Yeah but are they, like, available?

Go suck a tampon dry

I make good pastries

I wanna be Liberace when I grow up ( I’m 35 )

I use ‘my liege’ and ‘boss’ quite a bit.

Citation needed? Nice try CIA I ain’t no snitch.

People are fucking morons

Your lips to Gods ears

That’s too easy and excuses us from the work needed to rescue these people, content in our own moral superiority.

You’re far more likely to encounter problems because you aren’t a citizen. Now isn’t the best time to visit, I’m sorry to say.

When the pigeon knocks over the chess pieces, it sometimes accidently makes a good move.