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My favorite is a Business of Ferrets, as the Latin translation for ferret is ‘little thief’.

If they could read, they’d be pissed.

Not to be annoying but it is in fact your business

Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.

Gengar because he’s a devious little trickster up to no good.

It would be funnier reversed

I’ll take ten right now

You haven’t heard? AI is going to automatically deny all those claims, problem solved.

Big year for Tuberculosis

Hail Satan then, I’m a recovering alcoholic and millennial and I like drinking something that feels like a punishment.