postmateDumbass

Pretty sure that is a chapter in a Donald Trump book

Gender helps when the surgeon cuts into the abdomen and wants better than 50/50 odds on what to expect on the other side.

Do you have the coupon?

The kids have no right to be outside if it is not recess.

Only terrorists are outside during non recess hours.

Pretty sure i just heard the ghost of Henry Kissinger slaping himself in a hurried facepalm.

Welcome to Orwell-ville.

PS: im most amused by those who think the USA incented slavery.

Token Ring barely avoids copyright/trademark litigation.

Daisy Chain fits with Dom/Sub.

Or we could go full millenial reddit with Bull/Cuck

Or full MAGA with Man/Woman

Aww even with no eyeballs he still goes to the window.

TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.

Im sure you are her 1st choice.

This disaster movie will be a fan favorite.