• Degree in PolSci and Econ
• Head of econ soc, debate team, AKA sorority
• Doctorate of Jurisprudence
• president of NLBSA
• Passed the bar
• Immediately made Deputy DA
• chief of Career Criminal Division
• elected to SF DA as the underdog of 3 candidates, ran unopposed for second term
• First woman, African American and South Asian American Attorney General
• Won a legal challenge against a coalition of the five largest mortgage lenders for better rates
• Brokered privacy policy with FAANG+HP+Blackberry
• Elected to Senate, committees on Budget, Homeland Security, Fed Spending, Emergency Management, Intelligence, Judiciary, Constitutional Rights, Privacy in Tech
• Chosen as VP pick
• Co authored withdrawal from Afghanistan
• Negotiations with France over nuclear submarines
• Thurgood Marshall Award
• Newsweeks 20 most powerful women in 2005
• Time100 three times, twice before becoming VP
• bipartisan justice award
• Two honorary doctorates
• two books + a children’s book

…

• not as smart as Trump

Hmm, yeah, sure.

12 years in prison is more than you get for killing a child while drunk driving

The man embarrassed the US by leaking their DMs.

am I reading this right? Republicans are saying that Obama thinks Kamala Harris is too Marxist to beat Trump?

what, and I cannot stress this enough:

Actor here. Doing intimacy scenes is surprisingly difficult, arguably more so than combat, because usually people train and get certified in sword and dagger, rapier, firearms etc to get cast

When working a job, putting your mouth on another person’s mouth is a very unusual act, and you want your actors - regardless of gender - to feel safe, comfortable, professional and not exploited - not to mention you might spend 2x 14 hours days on this sequence from multiple angles getting it the same every time

alternative interpretation: it’s only possible to be neither right nor wrong on something when the object is physically impossible

The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.

this is actually A Thing according to my dedicated thrifter wife

They realized they can make more money by pricing what professional resellers would charge, and have starting sloughing off more high end stuff to sell online, and adjusting pricing to be inline with the rest of the 2nd hand fashion reselling market.

its theorized that’s why human penises are also shaped the way they are

Eric Andre show. His bit is to be the worst talk show host imaginable.