Xi thinks you should get a male dog or cat. When people ask for Mr Alcaran, show them puppy pictures. “Isn’t little Mister Alcaran a good boy!”

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Luke Skywalker owns droid slaves. He’s just as bad as Darth Vader.

Drag would like to have a link to a study so drag can cite it in the future

Drag hears that Biden even does Netanyahu’s laundry

You forgot an important difference between ancient history and now. Now, when the empire falls it has the power to take the biosphere with it.

Gold and gems aren’t wealth. They have no practical value. They’re not useful for anything. Therefore there’s no harm to society if dragons hoard gold and gems.

Okay, fuck dragons instead

Drag isn’t going to vote in the election because both sides are the same. Princess Leia called a wookie a carpet, which makes her just as bad as the Emperor.

Fuck capitalism