60 points

The Rebels are comin for your blasters, sheeple!

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39 points

They’re turning the friggin’ womprats gay!

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2 points

They’re eating the akk-dogs and the tusk-cats!

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51 points

The first person NBC interviewed after their coverage of the VP debate said that Walz gave competent answers about policy, and clearly stood for average people, while Vance just deflected the whole time. And then he said he still didn’t know who he was going to vote for, and that the VP debate couldn’t sway him anyway.

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2 points

Yeah, democracy is a bad idea. Sorry, everyone… But it’s the truth. I don’t have a better solution.

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24 points

Democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others that have been tried.

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4 points

Well, we haven’t really tried sortition with the whole population as a pool yet

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5 points

Just let me have the final say on everything. I’m not a complete moron and not a total asshole.

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26 points

the rebellion was a terrorist organisation, from a certain point of view

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Terrorism is just regular war that has more effect on general population & public opinion (usually, but not limited to, done by attacking civil targets or military targets in public view). And everyone uses this tactic - big superpowers or a small group of individuals. The difference is that the small group doesn’t even have the option to face a superpower in direct military conflict.

(Like, there is a reason why US bombardment of Japan, including both nuclear bombs, targeted civilian population - just as a definition, it was to inflict terror to get the public opinion & military support to capitulate)

Terroristic acts are a bit more democratic in the sense that they bring small voices to the stage that are otherwise drowned out by domestic propaganda.

(Needles to say but still - all violence of any kind is bad!)

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42 points

Both sides will genocide the Ewoks smh

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10 points

Yeah. I don’t see why I should vote for “Endor” Skywalker.

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3 points

I like my ewok shoes and underwear natural, not with fake fur!!

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1 point

Nub wub.

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27 points

lUkE sHoUlD eArN mY vOtE!!! You won’t shame me into voting for him! I don’t care if Vader wins - not my fault! Lalalalala not listening! Down with the duopoly! We will just become ungovernable! Anyone else here voting for Lando?

There did I hit all the points? U••••••••M••• or L•••••B••• want to chime in and let me know if I missed anything?

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Luke Skywalker owns droid slaves. He’s just as bad as Darth Vader.

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The proper analogy to this election would be if Luke and Vader both had death stars, both had blown up a planet, but Luke’s campaign promise was that he’ll blow up fewer planets than Vader will.

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