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Guy on the team rage quits one day. Few days pass and HR goes to clean out his desk. Finds a paper bag full of syringes and a very graphic instruction manually on how to inject something into your dick.
Whatever it was, I guess it can’t wait until you’re at home to inject into your dong. It has to be at work.
Cherry on top was that HR policy was to box up all personal belongings left behind and have the ex-employee come pick them up. So, if he had forgotten these things were in his desk, he certainly remembered after he came back and they handed him the bag.
Love them. “Alone on a Hill” on that same album is also great. There’s at least 3 songs I love on every album.
I can’t stop comparing them to Smashing Pumpkins. Same initials in the band name. Similar sound (to me). Lead singer guy is high pitched and nasally- in a good way. Similar demographics in the band members. I hope they have healthy interpersonal relationships and stay together - unlike Smashing Pumpkins.
Hate to see Jon Voight get work.
You could just as easily hear him say:
Netanyahu, or should I say, Netanboohoo. Used to be a great guy. Loved his country. Talked to him alot. Great guy. Not anymore. Total loser. “Criminal guy Netanyahu” they call him now. Everybody calls him that. Criminal…guy…Netanyahu. Nut N’ Honey. Great cereal from the 80s. Best commercials. Lot of commercials. Very funny commercials. Not anymore. You don’t see Nut N’ Honey anymore. Wonder why? Is Netanbabu involved? I don’t know. He’s ruining suburbia though.
No idea why anyone would pledge loyalty to him.
Here’s a few. It seems intermittent on imgur.com links. Always happens on catbox.moe links. Hard to nail down an exact pattern:
I’m going to write a LETTER with different COLORED words because I don’t REALLY understand emphasis.
I’m somewhat ashamed to admit it, but back before he did “The Apprentice”, I’ll admit I was somewhat fascinated by Trump as a business “mogul”. I read at least 5 of his books starting with “Art of the Deal”. Here are some highlights I remember:
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He constantly bragged about deals in which he completely fucked someone over. Not once did he acknowledge it - at all. It’s like it never entered his mind. Or, that the more he fucked someone over, the more proud he was.
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He bragged about never preparing for speeches. He likes to completely wing it every time - which I guess is obvious.
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He claimed to never eat lunch. Too busy “making deals” he said.
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He used to be very good friends with the Clintons. Went to their parties often. Spoke very highly of them.
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Didn’t mention Jeffrey Epstein at all. You know, like all those pictures of them together might have been a secret?
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Talked about times when he was flat broke or in the hole and how he needed to fake that he was rich to keep up appearances so people would want to do deals with him. I remember one paragraph where he was walking into a building in NY with Ivanka and pointed out a homeless person and told her “See that man. He has more money than me.”
Long before he entered politics, based on those books, I knew Donald Trump was a despicable piece of shit.
